Splashing and/or Kicking

I hate to be splashed-it's plain and simple, if you splash me you are out of the pool.

Scene: backyard pool

Hayden: enters stage right
Addie: appears center stage on ladder.
Hayden: splashes Addie.
Addie: kicks Hayden in the nards!

OK, maybe she didn't really kick him in the nards, although she did tell him that she was going to kick him in the nards this afternoon! It's the new line around here thanks to Monster Squad!

A is for...

Addie was given her name sign the other day by my friend Elaine. It is tradition to be given your name sign by a Deaf person. Elaine decided to place the letter "A" near her cheek because Addie has a dimple there. Addie is very excited to have gotten this and is proud to show others.

Even Though

he is six and a half (that half is important you know), I still can see that little boy in that face of his.

100 Babies

So this little boy here...

recently told my friend's daughter, that he wants to have 100 babies with her. Any advise?